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🎧🐱 STANLEY IS NO LONGER TAKING REQUESTS.
Stanley put on his headphones approximately three songs ago and has since transcended ordinary society.
He cannot hear you.
More importantly, he has chosen not to.
His eyes are closed.
His sweater is comfortable.
His little bird has been sitting on his headphones for twenty minutes and Stanley has simply incorporated this into the listening experience. 🐦
Someone tried speaking to him earlier.
Stanley increased the volume.
This boundary could not have been communicated more clearly.
👉 FOR PEOPLE WHO:🎧 wear headphones partly for music and partly as a socially acceptable DO NOT DISTURB sign🐱 have ignored someone while being completely aware they were talking🐦 would accept a tiny bird as an acceptable headphone accessory😌 disappear spiritually when the right song comes on💀 have absolutely increased the volume because someone started talking
🧾 DETAILS🎨 Original hand-painted ACEO📏 2.5\" x 3.5\"🖌️ Acrylic painting✍️ Signed by the artist🖼️ Original physical painting — not a print
📦 PACKAGING + BONUS CHAOSStanley will be carefully wrapped and packaged for his journey.
He will not assist.
He is listening to something.
A small surprise may occasionally appear in the package because we physically struggle to leave well enough alone. Not guaranteed, just possible bonus nonsense. 🎁
We genuinely appreciate you giving Stanley and his extremely comfortable bird a home. 💛
